This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.
what’s the punchline here
wait
Eminem isn’t violent, Slim Shady is. Get it right.
im robbing a bank tomorrow and when the cops come for me imma tell them it was my alter ego countess boochie flagrante*submits this to the library of congress as a culturally and historically important document*
I don’t even know how to capture this… reblog to oppress furries
The tolerant left strikes again
You know what strength is?
Forgiving a person who wasn’t even sorry.not to be dramatic but i would literally rather die
i hate making tea cuz i feel bad for throwing out the teabag. i’m always like i should eat this
this dude fucks
acoustic surfing
not a hot take but one direction was one of the best musical acts of their time and their instant success and longevity was in thanks to young women and its because of that same reason they were denied the proper recognition they deserved send post

6 am and this tweet just made me laugh so hard i choked on my coffee and started sobbing